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A priest/fitness instructor is walking home one day from church, along the way he sees a gay guy, giving another man head. The person getting head is smoking a cigarette, so he runs up to the two and says,
“Excuse me young men, don’t you realize that blowing on a fag is very bad.”
Found in some men’s room:
“No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.”
“Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.”
“Remember, it’s not, ‘How high are you!’ it’s ‘Hi, how are you!”
“wHAT ARE you looking Up on the wall for? The jOke is In YouR hanDs.”
Here are signs seen overseas where the actual message of the signs became somewhat lost in the English translation.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you
will be unbearable.
In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 & 11 am daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
These translations sound familiar, hehehe!
haha. naTAWA aq ron. imperness. 
may dlawang magkapit bahay na nagaaway sina bulag at duleng BULAG: hoy!! duleng lumabas ka ryan wag kang magtago sa dilim!!
DULENG: ayoko!! dalawa kayo kambal pa!! F***K
ahhahha!dun aquh ntwa s pngalawa ehh!!FUNNY DUDE!AHAHHA.,,:D
5. I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice yoga?
4. Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem?
3. The coffee machine is broken.
2. Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.
1. … in Jesus’ name. Amen.
Don’t use the name of God in VAIN.
nku po, lagot nsa 10 COMMANDMENTS po iyn.
TSK.TSK. lagoot..ΓΌ d aq nanakot. sinasabe q ung TRUTH!
bsahin nio pa. lagot , gnamr nio name nia sa
JJJJJOOOOKKKKKEEEE. hmpp.. X) AMPUPU. wg ka
sanang maparusahan.. waw.. hehe. peacce teyo
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lawl. yon n yon ?? abaa. ?!!
ahhaa!!uo nalang!
Tech acronyms: ISDN It Still Does Nothing SCSI System Can’t See It DOS Defective Operating System IBM I Blame Microsoft CD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly WWW World Wide Wait
Another drug for women – STOPPANAGGIN – gives a woman a vague feeling of contentment by just looking at her spouse / boyfriend
New drugs for women: MIRRORCILLIN – A 5cc dose enables a woman to walk past mirrors for up to 5 hours without pausing once.
Katapos lang basbasan ng pari ang isang presong nakaupo sa silya-elektrika
PARI:”Mayroon ka bang nais na hilingin bago ka bawian ng buhay”
PRESO:”Opo”
PARI: “Ano yon,anak”
PRESO:”pwede po bang hawakan n’yo ang kamay ko?” (hehe!)
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
gud quote. salamat.
shannue :D 9:47 pm on December 9, 2009 Permalink |
NYE. ttatwa aqo?
NGE.NGE.NGE. PUET MO. 
) AM SO HAPPi LNG. trips lng 
. WG KA MAINIS
PISYU
:p. KUN TUTUO. guilty yah
shannue :D 9:48 pm on December 9, 2009 Permalink |
ADD MU Q. GURL U? BOY U? kung bakla. EWW
athan 1:22 am on January 6, 2010 Permalink |
haha..not funny…but thanks for posting it anyway..we learned a joke that is not funny
Isco 6:11 pm on February 15, 2010 Permalink |
Written on mens room with Chewing Gum attached in the wall……BulBol Donation……
beng 6:01 pm on February 16, 2010 Permalink |
bang!un nah un..!?