Did you hear about the guy who was in the bar and about as drunk as its possible to get? A group of guys notice his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home. First they stand him up to get to his wallet so they can find out where he [...]
Male or Female?
A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. ‘House’ for instance, is feminine: ‘la casa.’ ‘Pencil,’ however, is masculine: ‘el lapiz.’ A student asked, ‘What gender is ‘computer’?’ Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male [...]
POOR BOB
Bob works hard at the shop but spends two nights each week with the guys, and works every Saturday. His wife thinks he’s pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them and says, ‘Hey, Bob! How ya doin?’ His wife is puzzled [...]
Capacity
Anak: (nagbasa) elektrikity. Mama: Anak, Electricity yan dindi electrikity. Anak: Mama, ito ang turo ng titser namin. Bakit ka ba nakiki-alam? Mama: (galit pumunta sa skol.) Mam, bakit tinuturuan mo ng mali ang anak ko? Instead of electricity, elektrikity ang tinuro mo. Titser: Hay naku, Manang, bobo talaga yang anak mo. Yan lang ang kanyang [...]
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Prutat
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Biodata
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