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  • Txtmanila 2:04 pm on August 16, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: Banat

    # I lost my number. Can I have yours?
    # I forgot your name. Can I call you mine?
    # Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can’t smile without you.
    # Nabibingi ka na ba? Coz my heart has been screaming out your name
    for quite some time now.
    # Tapos na ba ung exam mo? Para ako naman sagutin mo.

     

  • Ronila 10:20 am on July 31, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply

    Q: ano ang holiday para sa mga nanay?
    A: mothers day
    Q: ano ang holiday para sa mga tatay?
    A: fathers day
    Q: ano naman ang tawag sa holiday ng mga buntis?
    A: e di, labor day!
    Q: ano ang tawag sa holiday para sa mga binata?
    A: Palm sunday!!!

     

  • Go Mob 4:10 pm on July 26, 2010 | 1 Permalink | Reply

    Q: ano ang sinabi ni satanas nang ipanganak AKO?
    A: “Lintek!” Isa na namang anghel ang ipinanganak.
    Q:ano naman ang sinabi ni satanas nang ipinanganak KA?
    A: “oh no!” Hindi puwede ito. Ayoko pang mag-retire.

     

    • peksman 10:05 am on July 27, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      hahaha! di ako yun. Ikaw yung KA.

  • Go Mob 4:00 pm on July 26, 2010 | 1 Permalink | Reply

    Q: ano ang sabi ng bangus nang mamamatay na siya?
    A: I’m daing.

    Q: ano ang sabi ng isda hang hiwain siya sa gitna?
    A: I’m tuna (two na).

    Hahaha!

     

    • Jilliane 9:03 pm on August 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Hahaha….nakakatawa!!!!!

  • honeyangel 1:16 am on June 20, 2010 | 1 Permalink | Reply

    Trials exist not because God wants to test you.. that’s a lie.

    He already knows your capabilities, more than you could imagine.

    Trials exist because you need to learn one thing..

    FAITH.

     

    • chola 7:42 pm on July 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      .YES….YES….thanks your message came the right time.

      GOD IS GOOOOOD.,.. all the time

  • honeyangel 11:47 pm on May 13, 2010 | 1 Permalink | Reply

    Banat#2:

    nagkabunggan sina boy at girl..

    *TUGSH*

    girl: aray! bulag ka ba?!

    boy: panu ako magiging bulag? eh.. may pagtingin nga ako sa’yo!

     

    • Jilliane 9:01 pm on August 15, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Makeso!!!!!!…

  • honeyangel 11:46 pm on May 13, 2010 | 0 Permalink | Reply

    Banat#1:

    Pag ako naging AUDITOR.. lahat ng kliyente, sisingilin ko ng mura…

    Ikaw hindi…

    Tama na ung sa’yo lang ako magmamahal…

     

  • livingfaith93 4:30 pm on May 12, 2010 | 4 Permalink | Reply

    GuD AfTie To OL!

    Muzta N kauNg lHt?

    Sa mga FweNds Ku N iniNVitE ku D2 saNa Nka Reg na KaU…

    LetS maKe thiS siTE RemarkaBlE…

    —-GiEMMM,,, :) )

     

    • jennipie 5:01 pm on May 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      gud aftie ! musta po? pedeng mkipag frends?haha lol..;)

    • junior 1:58 am on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      gud aftie! jenipie!!! musta po? ako pede makipag friends!:D:)

    • junior 1:59 am on June 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I love you!!! su much

    • mahkhuliet 5:09 pm on July 22, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      oi junior love you ka ng love you ehhh may gf kna nga db?

  • honeyangel 1:51 am on May 8, 2010 | 1 Permalink | Reply

    hello!!

     

  • Dust 6:09 am on December 18, 2009 | 4 Permalink | Reply

    A priest/fitness instructor is walking home one day from church, along the way he sees a gay guy, giving another man head. The person getting head is smoking a cigarette, so he runs up to the two and says,

    “Excuse me young men, don’t you realize that blowing on a fag is very bad.”

     

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