Found in some men’s room:

“No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.”

“Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t die.”

“Remember, it’s not, ‘How high are you!’ it’s ‘Hi, how are you!”

“wHAT ARE you looking Up on the wall for? The jOke is In YouR hanDs.”