Here are signs seen overseas where the actual message of the signs became somewhat lost in the English translation.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you
will be unbearable.
In a Paris hotel elevator:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 & 11 am daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
