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  • Pj 6:40 pm on November 16, 2009 | 5 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: lost, non-English, translation

    Here are signs seen overseas where the actual message of the signs became somewhat lost in the English translation.

    In a Bucharest hotel lobby:
    The lift is being fixed for the day. During that time we regret that you
    will be unbearable.

    In a Paris hotel elevator:
    Please leave your values at the front desk.

    In a hotel in Athens:
    Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 & 11 am daily.

    In a Yugoslavian hotel:
    The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.

     
  • Pj 4:56 pm on June 7, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
    Tags: childhood, man,

    Q: Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for a man than for a woman?
    A: When it’s time to go back to his childhood, he’s already there.

     
  • Pj 4:49 pm on June 7, 2009 | 0 Permalink | Reply
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    Q: If an intelligent politician, an intelligent woman and the Pink Panther got into an elevator together and discovered a $10 note lying on the floor, who wuld pick it up?
    A: The intelligent woman. The two others don’t exist.